Friday, October 12, 2012

Where's Waldo...Amazing Tunes

         For those of you who have been wondering were I've been, see if you can find me here?  

    If you can, wow! you're doing better than me!......this is actually a photograph from the series Where's Waldo. Love him, didn't you! Ahhhh, when your done trying to find him, you'll notice the typing does continue.
Yes, the Slipped her Stitch gal is back...where have I been?
Yes, here on her tush!! Love the print, unlike a cave painting, this one can't be saved.
It all started with a walk in the woods as usual, until I heard something different.
You see when I walk I sing. Now trust me, you don't wanna be there when I do, NOT, the best singer, no career in future. Make note on vocal cords.
Okay shut up, back to the something different...
I stopped to listen and ended up making a bum print. What did I hear? Me, I am now farting when I walk...WTF! I mean come on... it's not the usual air bomb, it's the right on, blow it out your rear, continual in tune fart....Yes, you read it right, I can sing on the opposite end. Is there a category anywhere one can earn a gold medal for farting a great tune? Wait...maybe there is if your elderly.
Ah, Not here!
Yes indeed I went to the doctor and it turns out it's something I may be eating or my BC pills. Who knew! If it's my BC pill, I am destine to farting unless I want kids...YIKES! I think I'll just stick with the farting, after all, it's in tune!
So there you have it...I have been on break trying to figure out if it's my BC pills or something I am eating. I hope it's turns out to be something I am eating, as they are not low key. Funny thing, I haven't changed my eating habits.
Oh, and if you're wondering, I had to use my knees to get out of the muddy stream...
Thanks for popping in..stay tuned for another addition of "She's slipped her stitch"
Make note on Bum...please stop singing.

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Unique Pumpkin Baby Hat Pattern

 Hi all.....
Don't get confused with the title this is just a photograph for all you peeping bloggers.
As the rule of blogging a picture. So there it is...a Zinnia..Ooooo!
Okay all you little sneaky people...popping in my blog to see what's new!

Well this time I have something really cool! Cleaning out my studio I came across an old page of a pattern someone gave me awhile back. Who...heck I don't remember...I can't remember what I ate yesterday let alone where the heck this pattern came from...all I know...
It's a little pumpkin baby hat,only this one is unique. I made one the last week only didn't capture a photograph before I sent in to a friend, to give to another friend who had a baby. Gosh, I am glad that's over with....

Anyway somewhere along the line I am sure to slip a stitch as usual.
It's in this gals DNA to knit and always leave a mistake in creating, not to mention slipping stitches in life.
Should you be one of those sneaky little people popping in and reading my blog, then you understand my slipped stitches in life. If not and your new to reading my blog, start back at the beginning, I'm more than sure you will get a laugh. Thus, understanding what I mean.
Alright..lets get busy, you can knit along with me, however you must promise you will pay it forward. Every hat you knit for your child, you must knit one for a preemie, find a NICU near you and send it to them. More than one I am sure would be welcome.
Intermediate Level
(9 small up to 2.25 lbs.)
(10 medium 2.5- 4 lbs.)
(11 large 4-6 lbs.)
(12 Small- Newborn)
(14 medium - 3-6 months)
(16 large - 12 months)
#4 medium weight yarn
3.5 ounces, 170 yards
100 grams, 156 meters - per skein
Orange, Green, and Lt. Green - 1 of each color
set of 5 double pointed knitting needles
size 8 (5mm) or sizes needed for gauge
split - ring marker
yarn needle
GUAGE- In stockinette stitch - knit every round, 16 sts and 24 rounds = 4" (10cm")
In pattern (not stretched) 15 sts = 2 1/2" (6.25cm)

TECHNIQUES - Increase/K2 tog/P2 tog

TERMS - ZEROS to consolidate the length of an involved pattern, zeros are sometimes used so that all sizes can be combined. For example, increase every sixth row 5(1-0) time (s) means the first size would increase 5 times, the second size would increase once, and the largest size would do nothing.

BODY- With orange , cast on (40-45-50) this is preemie sizes or (55-60-65) this is small, medium, and large, sts. Divide stitches evenly onto 4 double pointed needles. Place a marker around the first stitch to indicate beginning of the round.

RND 1- (K3,P2) around. Repeat Rnd 1 until body measures approximately (3-31/2-4) in preemie sizses. In standard S-M-L (5-6-61/2)

RND 1 - K1, with Green, K1 *with orange K1,P2,K1 with Green K1; repeat form* around to last 3 sts, with Orange K1, P2.
RND 2 - *With green K3, with Orange P2; repeat from * around; cut orange.
RND 3- (K3,P2 tog) around (32-36-40) sts in preemie sizes. (44-48-52)sts in S,M,L
RND 4 - (K2, K2 tog) around; (24-27-30) sts in preemie sizes (33-36-39) sts in S,M,L
RND 5 - (K2 tog,K1) around; (16-18-200 sts in preemie sizes (22-24-26) sts in S,M,L
RND 6 - K2 tog around. (16-18-20) sts in preemie sizses (11-12-13) sts in S, M, L
RND 7 - K (0-1-0) refer to zeros term above- K2 tog around; slip remaining sts onto one double pointed needle: (4-5-5) sts in preemie sizes (6-6-7) sts in S,M,L

Rows 1-8: Knit across, do not turn; slide sts to opposite end of needle.
Bind off all sts in knit.

Row 1- (right side) Increase, K1, increase: 5 sts.
Row 2 - K2, P1, K2
Row 3 - Increase, K3, increase: 7 sts.
Row 4 - K3, P1, K3
Row 5 - Knit across
Row 6-11: Repeat rows 4 and 5, 3 times
Row 12 - K2 tog, K3, K2 tog: 5 sts.
Row 13 - K2, P1, K2
Row 14 - K2 tog, K1, K2 tog: 3 sts.
Row 15 - K1, P1, K1
Row 16 - K2 tog, K1: 2 sts.
Row 17 K2 tog: one st.

Cut yarn, pull end through last st. Thread yarn needle with long end from cast on, sew leaf at base of stem.
With Lt. Green , cast on 12 sts.
Row 1 - Increase in each st across: 24 sts.
Bind off all sts in knit, leaving a long end for sewing.
Thread yarn needle with long end. Sew tendril at base of stem by leaf.

Have fun knitting away!


Thursday, October 4, 2012

What a Pot Head

       Well... we finally meet and me! Isn't it so sweet that we can meet in secret,
 no one knows you're here viewing.
What a world... when we can go everywhere and anywhere without moving at all!
Unfortunately, you being here is not the point... without me typing
neither one of us would be here at all. I went off the subject maybe it's due to the pot in the title...don't you wish...
well you're wrong if that's where your mind went!
Not that when I was much younger, Woodstock plus me,
well, that's another story!
The real story is in the photograph above...yes, the black flower pot and the pot pie. What do they have in common? One girl who has slipped another stitch and a dinner?
Tonight I was busy and thought..okay..a pot pie will do, turn on oven, open one pot pie, add to oven and what do you get?
Ah, Not...with this gal...
See normally when cooking a chicken pot pie the house smells all nice and wonderful.
Just like good old home cooking. Boy, we've come along way with frozen dinners. Trust me, Woodstock plus me was better than a pot pie back then...
Needless to say, as dinner progressed I began to smell something really strange that this girl didn't recognize. This sent my nose on a mission...sniffing everything I could...was it in the air, was it me, was it the cat, the litter, were the heck was it coming from??
In my search I don't know what compelled me to finally open the oven..but I did.
Bending over to look, first I farted...not good I suppose by an you can tell nothing happened as I am here writing. I know, I'm a girl...but...lord knows... I love a good fart! LOL!
And that one was an at a boy/girl...whatever.
So I bend back down again to peek in the oven... there it was in all it's lovely glory.
My black flower pot smoking off a fume not near as delightful as the ones at Woodstock. Yes, I was cooking a Flower Pot...Pot Pie. By now you're probably wondering what a Flower Pot was doing in the oven?
Well, I was wondering something of the same the next morning after Woodstock.
How the heck did that happen??
I only leave with this....if you can guess the answer to both questions,
you're doing much better than me.
Moral of the cooked pot pie with one black flower pot, does not equal as much fun as Woodstock! And no...I didn't eat the pot pie :0(
Thanks for stopping by... you sneaky little you....and don't forget the giveaway
still going on in the last post.